My Husband Will Be Home Soon
A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard.
Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.
James replied, My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!
Oh please? the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice...
Oh really, I can't, he replies...My wife loves this beard!!
The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.
The wife is awakened1 somewhat, feels his face and replies Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!
我老公立刻就要回来了
一个已婚男性去拜访他的女友时，女友需要他剃去胡须。
噢，詹姆斯，我喜欢你的胡子，但我更喜欢看到你英俊的面孔。
詹姆斯回答说，我的老婆喜欢我的胡子，所以我不可能剃掉它，不然她会杀了我的。
噢，我求你了，女友用一种低沉的、性感的声音又一次说道。
可是，我不可以，他回答道，我的老婆喜欢这胡子。
在女友再三请求下，他终于屈服赞同了。夜里，在老婆熟睡时，詹姆斯爬上了床。
老婆朦朦胧胧地摸了摸他的脸说道，噢，迈克尔，你不应该在这里，我的老公非常快就要回来了。
